[Wow! The same thing got them. If he admitted that it would be a moment of good laughs and maybe a point of connection. That would require admitting we was also swindled by the resort.]

Oh, yea, only one? I'm sure you'll clear that up in no time, especially if you start flirtin' a bit in these dates.

[Aak is currently in debt for at least 25 sex toys.]

What was it that you didn't bother with? Cucumber? Nipple clamps? That little cage you put someone's dick in?