[ Trying to picture that. He's kind of an asshole that sits cross-legged on a donkey and makes his friend steer the donkey because he's lazy, but if he sat properly maybe it would be like a motorcycle.

Two wheels, huh...? ]

I want to ride one!

[ To be clear: he doesn't want to drive one, because he is as aforementioned: lazy, but he does want to ride one. ]

Little Apple would appreciate that. [ . . . ] No, that's a lie. Little Apple would spit in both of our faces for even acknowledging it. The thing's a demon.