Ouch. You'd think with all the ways they're inspiring us to get creative, they'd leave swords on the table. Sparring must get awfully dry for you, huh?

[ His sympathy is palpable. ]

Nah, that'd be my boss. I solve all my problems with my fists, but I'm lucky in that they can't exactly take those away from me.

[ . ]

...I presume, anyway.