𝐺𝑃, 𝑂𝑃𝐸𝑁 𝑆𝐸𝐴𝑆𝑂𝑁.


20s / male / any / 3♦️
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Am I really supposed to fill all this out? It's so long...
There's not much to tell. Name's Lighter. When I'm not too busy being kidnapped, you can find me in the Outer Ring. As the undefeated Champion, I defend the honor of the Sons of Calydon.
Here? Just playing the game.
Settling scores with my fists. Oh, and I'm not half bad at errands.
Caesar's more of the reader between us, but she never lets me touch the books I pick up for her. Movies... disaster? Romance is alright too. Music is whatever's playing in Steeltusk. Though when boss and Lucy get on the piano, it's got a nice sound to it. As for food... anything convenient and edible. Taste is a bonus, I guess. On the go or in a Hollow, lollipops work fine for me.
[ he left this blank like a coward. ]
Beer, if there's no Nitro-Fuel around.
.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES
...Clowns?
.03 SHOWER OR BATH
Shower, it's more convenient.
.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS
Pirates. Hollow bandits are pretty similar.
.05 TITS OR ASS
Uhh. Either, I suppose...
.06 COFFEE OR TEA
Coffee.
.07 SPICY OR SWEET
Sweet.
.08 SUMMER OR WINTER
Summer. Not much winter to speak of at home.
.09 LEATHER OR LACE
Leather. Easier to clean.
10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX
Hey, who's asking?
INFJ-T

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Ah, maybe so, maybe so! I'm not gonna let a bunch of old fogeys knock me down, that's for sure.
[ But right, Lighter is his name! A good name, he thinks. ]
Wei Wuxian! It's a pleasure, Lighter-gongzi. You been here a while or just arrived like me?
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Same to you. Looks like we arrived around the same time... were you here for the, uh. "Soiree", I think they called it.
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That super long party that ended with us waking up in random rooms with people? Yeah. That was ass.
[ Okay, Wei Wuxian. Okaaaay. ]
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Oh? Did you not end up with very good bedmates?
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The bedmates were fine! It's the constant partying that got under my skin. It was far too long, going from amusing to exasperating too quickly! If they wanted to throw a welcome party of sorts, that wasn't the approach to take!
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Ahhh, just a bit. Got into some party games and shared my story with some strangers. Oh, I had sex in a car! Didn't know what a car was when I did though, so that was new for me. Still... not quite clear what a car is other than a thing that is for transportation but I haven't seen one actually move yet!
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[ he does not know how cool motorcycles are, no 😔. he won't even know how cool lighter's jacket is as a result! it's tragique ]
I have a donkey named Little Apple.
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[ right?? ]
The House really said it takes all types, huh? [ A slight clatter of ice against glass, as if he's lifting a drink to toast it. ] My regards to Little Apple.
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Two wheels, huh...? ]
I want to ride one!
[ To be clear: he doesn't want to drive one, because he is as aforementioned: lazy, but he does want to ride one. ]
Little Apple would appreciate that. [ . . . ] No, that's a lie. Little Apple would spit in both of our faces for even acknowledging it. The thing's a demon.
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It's not impossible... I saw some down in the parking garage. All we'd be able to do is go around in circles, though.
[ Serviceable, but boring. Truly, this is a prison. ]
Oof. You two don't get along?
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[ He sounds excited though, even though going around in circles does sound pretty boring. Still... they're such foreign concepts to him that he can't help but be amused at the thought of someone having the skill to drive one.
But at the question, he laughs. ]
No, no, we do! Just... ahh... [ How do you say your donkey is a huge bitch? ] Little Apple is temperamental!
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[ Who knows, it might hold some catharsis for him too.
He breathes a short noise. He may also have some experience with temperamental... co-workers? Friends? Bikes too, for that matter. ]
I see. My regards from a safe distance, then.
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Would you? Really? If you wouldn't mind, I'd love to. I don't want to miss the chance to see what I can of the new technology here while I'm, well, here.
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Yeah, I really would. You tell me when you're free and we can meet up down in the parking garage. If it's really going to take as long as getting 52 cards to get out of here, we may as well get you acclimated to the new stuff in the meantime.
[ Relatively speaking... ]
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Yeah, especially since I heard there's a chance not all 52 cards are here in the first place! It's going to take forever.
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[ So many cars and motorcycles... just sadly sitting there, undriven... ]
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It would be! I've been enjoying not having a tremendous amount to do and taking it easy but it's going to drive me crazy after a while. Let's see what we can do about that motorcycle and — oh! What's your card, gongzi?
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[ Like, is flashing your card value a sign that you're down to clown? Truly, he has no idea. ]
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Oh, I have the same rank and suit! Hahahahaha, we're both the same!
[ Isn't that special! Which also leads Wei Wuxian to comment offhandedly — ]
Ahhh, maybe we should have sex, to get each other for the game. I don't think masturbation counts when it comes to your own rank and suit.
[ ... Well. At least one of them is bold enough to say it. ]
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Here I was thinking you were going to comment on how cool it is that we're neighbors. I've really underestimated you, huh?
[ He leans back, the slight shuffle of it contemplative. ]
I can respect a straightforward approach, though. If you still think that after we meet up, then sure. I'm down to give it a go.
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I think that's exciting as well, of course! But I suppose my brain can't help but think of 52 and how to play it whenever I find out someone's card. You can begrudge me for wanting to win, can you?
[ But right, that's a reasonable approach and he gives a hum, agreeing. ]
Of course! That works for me. I'm still more interested in the motorcycle than getting into your pants, no offense.
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[ For which? Who can say! ]
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Excellent. I will look you up when we're out of here, Lighter-gongzi, and we'll have a good time.
[ Also... does not... specify what he means by a good time... it's okay! ]
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